Reminder: Don’t Touch The Derriere Of Female Cops – It won’t End So Well For You

If you live in Nairobi, let this short and true story serve as a reminder to respect female police and their body parts. Two years ago, a Nairobi based barber found himself on the wrong side of the law after a joke gone wrong involving a cop. The barber ‘intentionally’ touched the buttocks of a police officer for fun and is now facing the consequences.

The cheeky and somehwhat daring barber David Munene is said to have touched a female Police Constable, Sheila Achieng. Apparently, he was flirting with her and touched her buttocks with his groin area. This was along Duruma Road on a busy weekend. See the charge sheet filed against him with regards to the crime.

The accused barber Munene was arraigned before Senior Principal Magistrate Joyce Gandani. Seeing the magnitude of his offense, he denied the charges and was released on a Sh 30,000 cash bail. Munene was going to be liable to one of the two or both; a 5 year sentence or a fine not exceeding Sh 50,000. The moral of the story is pretty clear – Respect all cops period, male or female..